Quotes
"What have you guys learnt about women over the years?"
Never ask a woman if she’s pregnant unless you physically see the
baby’s head sticking out!
"what do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummi bear! That's my favourite joke."
"If you were a sauce whose sandwich would you fill?"
Anyone who wanted to eat me could. I'd just pop into their sandwich and let
them have a good chew on me.
"What's your worse habit?
Picking my nose. I try not to do it in public, but if I rub my nose and I feel
something there, I have to get it. I never eat it though! (pulls a disgusted face).
"Do you think you're sexy?
Sometimes, like when the five of us our on TV and we're dressed to kill. Today I feel good, I like the gangster vibe of the clothes. I feel my best when we're smart."
"If your sister had to date one of Westlife, who would you choose?
None of them! No way! I'd slap their heads off if they even went near her! Kian would be all romantic and treat her nice, but if he had an argument with her, he'd tear her apart. If I had to choose, it would be Mark cos he's gentle and respects people."
"Fan: Is it true that Nicky can't swim?
No, I can swim, but I'm pretty bad at it. I'll rather stay at the shallow side of the pool."
"What is your favourite part of your body?"
"My left baby toenail. When it's freshly cut. Only joking - What sort of question is that?"
"How would you describe yourself in a personal column?"
"Are you looking for somebody tall, dark, handsome with a good body? Well, skip me and look again 'cos thats not me!"
"If you were told you had a week to live, what would you do?"
"I'd rob a car and be in a police-chase. But, no, wait. I'd get someone else to rob a car 'cos I'd want to be driving the Garda car!"
"Have you ever watched a blue movie?"
"No, yeah, no, eh, I watched a green one!"
"Are you a good kisser?"
"If anyone wants to come to our hotel now and snog the five of us and give us marks out of ten, then tell them to call Louis or Ronan to arrange it".
"Mark's teddy bear came a cropper when it was kidnapped in America. But Mark didn't have to look far to find the masterminds behind this crime. "We handcuffed it's hands together, tied it up with rope and put a bandana over it's eyes. Then we went and showed Mark. We were like, 'Look! We're holding it to ransom, if you want it, come and get it'. Mark was a bit freaked out, but we had a laugh!"
"He’s pretty cool and very popular with the girls, but he can be quite vain, particularly about his hair. He can’t pass a mirror without looking into it. He’s quite into clothes too, but he’s got the worst fashion sense out of the whole band. He doesn’t have a clue!" -
Nicky Byrne on Shane
"But the worst ever was when we were in Tenerife to shoot the If I Let You Go video. We had a day off beforehand and were all down at the pool. He came down in a vest, really short shorts, a bum bag tied to his waist – and a pair of shades. He just looked like a typical tourist, but the worst thing was he thought he looked really cool! It was terrible!" -
Nicky Byrne On Shane
"Mark is the deceptive one. When I first met him he wouldn’t say boo to a goose and he wouldn’t open his heart out to any of us, but when you get to know him you discover the boy is really mad!" -
Nicky Byrne On Mark
"Once we were in Taiwan waiting to leave a hotel and Bryan told us he couldn’t close one of his cases. We went upstairs and all five of us had to sit on it to shut it. When our tour manager came to check we’d not left anything behind he found another 25 outfits in the wardrobe that Bryan had totally forgotten about, so we had to buy another case to fit them in!" -
Nicky Byrne on Bryan
"I remember one occasion and we’d been at a party all night. We’d literally had 20 minutes sleep and we got on a plane from East Germany to Amsterdam. Everyone was conked out on the flight, but our tour manager woke up and took Kian’s watch from his wrist without him noticing. When Kian got off the plane he realised it had gone and because he’d been drunk he couldn’t remember when he’d last seen it. He’d spent £2,500 on it and it wasn’t insured. He was just about to bawl his eyes out when the tour manager gave it back to him. If that was me I would have been so relieved that I would have given him a hug, but Kian was the opposite and was really annoyed. He freaked out and started shouting at him: “Don’t you ever do that to me again”. He’ll look back on it now and think it was hilarious, but he wasn’t happy at the time!" -
Nicky Byrne On Kian
"I think the mums play our albums to their children"
"I'd pose naked for a million pounds - but i wouldn't eat a live fish"
"We've broken everywhere except America and we're dying to break the States. It's like a drug - not that I've ever taken drugs!"
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